All posts have been ripped from the rbxcity off topic forums. Saving the best posts for the future (by that I mean reset 2). Pre-reset posts are dust.
#2587 - NEW CAMPAIN SHIRT AND DEBATE COMMING OUT SOON
Created 25/10/2020 19:24:45
swagnoah555 | The shirt is a fan shirt inspired by dvd3000
dvd3000 | alright you bet i'd wear this (shirt coming soon)
#2584 - Why swagnoah555 should be president
Created 25/10/2020 18:08:43
Cacted | 1. He probably gives free roux
| 2. Captioncylol didnít respond when I asked
| if we get free roux >:(
| 3. He does president stuff
swagnoah555 | and capitoncy sleeps with babys
Cacted | (@noah) Messed up
swagnoah555 | (@cacted) Lol ikr
#2579 - IM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
Created 25/10/2020 15:29:47
captioncylol | Uh.. FOR FREE! YOU DON'T HAVE TO INVEST IN
| CLOTHING FOR MY CAMPAIGN!
Cacted | Can we get free roux
swagnoah555 | BACK OFF ONLY I CAN BE THE PRESIDENT
swagnoah555 | Lets make a debate you choose the time
DynamicDule | Will the children of rbxcity.com/forums
| finally have robux?
RoundFly333 | (@dynamic) I am earning it by working for
swagnoah555 | Here's a reason you should vote for me captocy
| SLEEPS WITH BABYS DO WE REALLY WANT A BABY
| KIDNAPER TO REPRESENT ROBLOX FORUMS
swagnoah555 | BUY BUY BUY rbxcity/2578
#2578 - I need your help.
Created 25/10/2020 14:24:01
swagnoah555 | IM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT BABY I MADE CUSTOM
| SHIRTS TO HELP ME RUN FOR PRESIDENT ALL THE
| MONEY GOSE TO MY CAMPAIGN also called my bank
swagnoah555 | Shirts are getting approved I'm running for
| president for rbx city forums
swagnoah555 | I messed up the shirt I have to reupload it
swagnoah555 | Alright nvm I just got a warning from roblox
RoundFly333 | what are your plans going to be as a future
| president? What will you do to make people wanna
| vote for you?
swagnoah555 | Im reuploading teh shirt It got taken down for
swagnoah555 | SHIRTS ARE OUT SHIRTS ARE OUT BUY BUY BUY
dvd3000 | you need to make a Noah vs captioncy fan shirt
| yknow like people wear a shirt for their favourite
| presidential candidate
swagnoah555 | Want to help me make it
#2575 - The eBay game
Created 25/10/2020 08:03:48
dvd3000 | Iím going to bid on something within the $20 range
| in a few minutes, so reply if Iíll win or not.
| Answers at the end of the day or something!!
DynamicDule | You will win, powerdvd3000 is the best businessman
Cacted | Use your super business techniques
captioncylol | You'll win
dvd3000 | eBay game results: everyone lost. I didnít win.
| Someone bid 50 cents more than me 1 second after I
| bid. Actually what I barley ever donít win a bid
#2569 - I slept with a toddler
Created 24/10/2020 18:44:14
captioncylol | I feel like a parent even though all I did was
| comfort it A few times and slept.
swagnoah555 | I question is was it yours
captioncylol | (@noah) It was my cousin
RoundFly333 | Are you going to become one? Its hard to imagine
| it becoming a reality if you think about it, I
| know that I am not ready yet lol.
swagnoah555 | (@captioncy) right....
dvd3000 | the title was a bit questionable for a second
| then I realized what was going on
DynamicDule | (@dvd) "Stay away from captioncylol, kids"
Cacted | Sweet home ala-
#2565 - Oh No!
Created 24/10/2020 15:45:23
RoundFly333 | twitter/1319329515546370048
dvd3000 | linkmon catches the pathowogen
DynamicDule | owo
Jupiterc | :flushed:
#2563 - COPPA: Why?
Created 24/10/2020 12:23:40
EnergeticJoshnatoruk | COPPA is a norm ever since they sued YouTube and
| now they have a heap of haters following them
EnergeticJoshnatoruk | I would of put this in josh rants but this topic
| is too important so I decided to give it its own
EnergeticJoshnatoruk | COPPA: Why? Ever since COPPA used YT last year it
| has been followed by haters including me, before
| it came the norm of the internet it infected
| anything else it could find such as fandoms, how
| many of me and many more, this virus makes our
| lives terrible and ruined YouTube, whatís the point
| in protecting children if you know they will be
| using parents accounts or lie about their age. If
| kids do this then whatís the point in enforcing
| this dumb law? And also, if you get a COPPA
| affected video on YouTube you will get a heavy
| fine, why havenít people protest about this
| problem and counter sue them? Well that one is
| up to you ;)
dvd3000 | well coppa has existed since the late 90s as an
| attempt of protecting the identity and personal
| information of children, even though it hasnít aged
| very well since every 10 year old has an inStAgrAm
| account anyways, but coppa is an effective law
| outside of youtube. People are acting like coppa
| only exists to hurt youtube. No. But really though,
| youtube could lighten the restrictions
DynamicDule | (@dvd) I used to get bullied at school for not
| putting my full name as my username on instagram
dvd3000 | school will find a way to make fun of absolutely
| everything so thatís why I resort to never speaking
| of my interests or online presence
#2532 - 10 days...
Created 20/10/2020 19:42:18
captioncylol | 69 days
dvd3000 | 420 days
DynamicDule | 1337 days
captioncylol | 3000 days
EnergeticJoshnatoruk | 4998 days
RoundFly333 | Until October 32nd Haloween, wait, you are really
| infinite days off, cause that is the time before
| the next october 32nd
RoundFly333 | 400th post B)
DynamicDule | (@roundfly) yay congrats
captioncylol | (@roundfly) Good... for a noob >:D
#2516 - Donít click on this spooky post
Created 18/10/2020 10:25:37
RoundFly333 | Now you have been teh cursed with a curse where if
| you ummm. If you donít give me a dominus by
| tommorow, the cookie monster will break into your
| house, and eat all of your cookies, and browser
| cookies too. So umm donít risk it.
DynamicDule | your roblosecurity was haxxed by cookie monster
Ashbashthesmash | (@dynamic) oof
Cacted | I think I lost my credit card info o_o
captioncylol | 1 new notification [*intruder alert*]
dvd3000 | we have guns, think again cookie monster. you aint
| touchin my browser cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!
#2510 - how is the basement doing
Created 17/10/2020 22:52:01
dvd3000 | captioncylol
captioncylol | Actually, I burnt it down.
DynamicDule | rip
captioncylol | With chickorchicken and LuaPbocaJ inside and many
DynamicDule | (@captioncy) NOOOOOOOO
dvd3000 | (@captioncy) so THAT's where the lost forumers
| were..... chickorchicken was only a kid!!!!!!!!!!!!
| !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOO
dvd3000 | (@captioncy) captioncylol arrested on charges of
| arson and murder
#2509 - Apparently I am sexist lol
Created 17/10/2020 22:21:12
captioncylol | The internet hates me I guess. Me being honest and
| telling people about perverted behaviour of
| children is apparently sexist I guess.
dvd3000 | I gotta agree with what youíre saying!, the internet
| hates the truth, itís just a fact
DynamicDule | Yeah, the reason why the internet sucks is because
| people hear only what they want to hear, and
| proceed to spread that misinformation.
#2501 - I vomited on berlin all of it *vomits* vomits more*
Created 17/10/2020 00:50:52
iwaspringlelyprin_1 | *vomits on everyone who lives in berlin*
iwaspringlelyprin_1 | Oh dear i feel like im vomiting on the rest of
| *vomits* germany!!!!!!
DynamicDule | how big is your vomit
captioncylol | (@dynamic) As big as yo mama's love for you
dvd3000 | (@captioncy) as big as yo mamas face!!!!!!!,!,,,,.m
DynamicDule | (@captioncy) wow it's small as heck
captioncylol | (@dynamic) Ouch. My compliments have turned to
| waste ;(
#2498 - English class for English people because Iím useless 2
Created 16/10/2020 05:21:14
Cacted | Rat = rhat
| Ball = Boll
| Fake = fahke
| Words = werds
| 20 Replies for part 3
captioncylol | Fahke sounds like it is pronounced as ****
DynamicDule | For me it sounds like f*ckeh
Ashbashthesmash | wow I spelled them completely wrong!
#2497 - How to: escape from a marriage.
Created 15/10/2020 23:53:03
captioncylol | 1. Buy a rope. 2. Tie it into a noose. 3. Use it as
| a halloween decoration 4. Fake your death and leave
| without a trace by faking your name, personal info
| And passport.
DynamicDule | Help I accidentally killed myself
dvd3000 | (@dynamic) start by untying the noose
captioncylol | (@dynamic) Bro, you did the steps wrong. You were
| supposed to nkt use the noose for your own selfish
DynamicDule | (@dvd3000) What next
Cacted | (@dynamic) Eat the noose
DynamicDule | (@cacted) yummy
RoundFly333 | The noose declined my untying requests and it
| keepís doing it, help.
#2496 - English lessons for English people bc Iím useless
Created 15/10/2020 20:21:45
Cacted | Cat = Kat
| Dog = dawg
| Mouse = mowse
| English = ingish
| Earth = earf
| no = know
| 5 replyís for another lesson tomorrow :>
dvd3000 | wow, I'm learning so much!!!!!!!!!!
#2493 - QUESTION QUESTION QUESTIONNNNN
Created 14/10/2020 23:37:04
Melaika0123 | be with parents or be with cousins?
dvd3000 | Be with parents because if me and all my cousins
| were all in the same house with no parents we would
| probably have no money in 2 seconds
DynamicDule | This is a hard one
captioncylol | I have good financial planning. Be with parents.
captioncylol | If I'm with my cousins, in just 4 minutes, we would
| start arguing and someone is bound to cry.
#2487 - why cant i login to kent271
Created 14/10/2020 06:34:01
4235 | its like i cant
RoundFly333 | possibly cause its not your account. just sayin
DynamicDule | (@roundfly) maybe his alt account
captioncylol | bEcAUsE yoU fOrGoT yOUr PaSsWORd?
dvd3000 | "its like i kent"
captioncylol | (@dvd3000) Welcome to downtown coolsville.
DynamicDule | (@dvd3000) president of comedyland
#2486 - 112/113 QnA special
Created 14/10/2020 06:28:24
Cacted | ask Ask ASK
captioncylol | If you can have any superpower, what would it be?
swagnoah555 | Whats your moms credit card number
Cacted | (@swagnoah) *************
Cacted | (@captioncy) Power to be invisible
captioncylol | (@cacted) Why? Is it to sneak into places you're
| not supposed to be in? ;)
Melaika0123 | be strong? or be brave?
DynamicDule | Do you exist
Cacted | (@melaika) Both bruh
Cacted | (@dynamic) no I died
#2483 - Most recognisable Rbxcity forumers
Created 13/10/2020 23:51:43
captioncylol | Who are they??
Jupiterc | It's you, with your iconic yellow skin.
DynamicDule | DVD3000, Ashbashthesmash, me, captioncylol,
| roundfly333, jupiterc...
Cacted | (@dynamic) Am I a joke to you?
#2482 - rbxcityís first gender reveal party!!!!
Created 13/10/2020 23:18:39
dvd3000 | dvd3000 is a guy!!!! *distant explosions*
DynamicDule | *nuclear war*
captioncylol | Oh my, I thought you were an 404 ERROR: NOT FOUND
DynamicDule | I thought he was an attack helicopter
dvd3000 | (@captioncy) no I am not half of the links on my
RoundFly333 | But your gender is: are dead as seen in this video
dvd3000 | (@roundfly) no my gender isnít dead, I am dead
DynamicDule | (@dvd3000) I wanna be like you
#2460 - man the new wii switch i bought is amazing
Created 12/10/2020 04:14:33
4235 | i can play welcome amiibo
Jupiterc | Awesome, good for you.
DynamicDule | cool
captioncylol | Now, destroy it. Let's see what's inside
dvd3000 | Someone needs to make a channel called ďwhatís
| really insideĒ where they take apart electronics
| and go over what makes them do things, and then
| reassemble the electronics properly without
| needlessly destroying anything
captioncylol | (@dvd3000) Actually there is a channel similar to
| that lol. Idk if it actually works again after
| being taken out and put back in. But the person
| does (probably) take them apart properly, I guess
#2455 - The best mobile multiplayer game I've played so far is..
Created 11/10/2020 07:00:27
captioncylol | Among Us. It gave me no negative effects like rage
| (Brawl Stars) and rage, boredom (HayDay) (Roblox),
| getting banned (CoC) Among Us is definitely best
| so far, ngl..
captioncylol | Minecraft does not really count because I play
| alone most of the time.
captioncylol | I out HayDay in because I have to trade to
| live ;-;
DynamicDule | Among us made me rage a lot ngl
dvd3000 | Now I feel sorta out of place because the only
| mobile game Iíve played in the last year was
DynamicDule | I mostly play mobile games, since for PC games
| nowadays you need to have 420 teracraps per 74
| gigahecks and 69 septillion petafricks RAM.
dvd3000 | yeah especially since my main computer is a
| budget acer pc from 2015
#2454 - where was it?
Created 11/10/2020 04:35:27
DatTeaopt | was it there or here or over there or under
dvd3000 | nothing was never nowhere
DatTeapot | no but it was over there and under here
captioncylol | Under where? (Read it out loud)
DynamicDule | (@captioncy) NOOOOOOO
dvd3000 | (@captioncy) due to grade 1 I can only respond
| with ďunder what"
#2445 - I'm an imbecile
Created 09/10/2020 04:40:22
DynamicDule | I live close to my school. I was on the balcony
| and someone locked the balcony door. A few
| teachers saw me kicking the door and hitting it
| with those things for hanging clothing.
dvd3000 | your teachers to your parents: ďwere you
| interested in the special ed programĒ
DynamicDule | (@dvd3000) lmao
captioncylol | Me: *sees the title* (X) Same
#2424 - low class pencil selling for a very high class price
Created 06/10/2020 11:19:17
RoundFly333 | https://www.ebay.com/i/133420756111?
DynamicDule | MOM IT'S IMPORTANT
dvd3000 | supreme pencil
Ashbashthesmash | Pretty much every price for anything you pay
| on ebay.
captioncylol | Buy it. I dare you.
dvd3000 | (@ash) Uhh ye shipping? Thatíll be 35 bux mate
#2418 - Anybody watch nfl?
Created 05/10/2020 19:14:33
ThisDudeIsABaconHair | If yes, whoís your favorite team
dvd3000 | If Iím going to be absolutely honest Iíd rather
| watch the Telus Christmas Fireplace channel.
| Good station to play while talking to your
| grandma! You never know when theyíll put another
| log on the fire, will we ever get to see the
| fireplace man?, how long will the fire burn for?,
| what will happen next??? Find out in the next
#2387 - Favourite Halloween candy
Created 30/09/2020 19:14:59
ThisDudeIsABaconHair | I like all
RoundFly333 | Bassically anything fruity and chewy, exept green
dvd3000 | candy corn, also smarties or rockets (I think
| they have different names in every other
| country tho)
DynamicDule | (@dvd3000) rockets?
ThisDudeIsABaconHair | (@DynamicDule) pop rocks?
dvd3000 | no theyíre like little cylinders of like candy
| dust idk how to explain it theyíre pretty
| popular in Canada but I havenít seen them
| anywhere else
ThisDudeIsABaconHair | (@dvd3000) Oh they are just another name for
| smarties candy
DynamicDule | I once saw a news report of kids in the US
| smoking smarties
captioncylol | Severed children fingers
RoundFly333 | You mean snorting
DynamicDule | (@RoundFly333) Something like that. Kids crushed
| the smarties into little pieces and sucked them
| through the cardboard pipe lol.
ThisDudeIsABaconHair | (@DynamicDule) I might overdose on smarties :o
DynamicDule | (@ThisDude...) mfw I am homeless because of my
| smarties addiction B)
ThisDudeIsABaconHair | (@DynamicDule) I have been arrest 10 times with
| drug charges from smarty addiction
DynamicDule | (@ThisDude...) My wife left me because of my
| smarties addiction, nah just kidding... I
| don't have a wife.
ThisDudeIsABaconHair | (@DynamicDule) I think my wife overdosed on sweet
| tarts :)
DynamicDule | (@ThisDude...) My friends are addicted to coke,
|I prefer pepsi ngl.
ThisDudeIsABaconHair | (@DynamicDule) I caught my friend on the ground
| with bottles of sprite cranberry. Should I be
DynamicDule | (@ThisDude...) Yeah, I had a friend who died of a
| fanta overdose.
ThisDudeIsABaconHair | (@DynamicDule) Oh ***, did he foam from the mouth
| or did his heart stop and bleed?
DynamicDule | (@ThisDude...) His heart stopped :(
ThisDudeIsABaconHair | (@DynamicDule) The cops once found a guy with
| 9886272737475757484847 pounds of smarties in his
| candy jar, he was executed by Barney.
DynamicDule | (@ThisDude...) bruh
ThisDudeIsABaconHair | (@DynamicDule) I love how we went from favorite
| candies to joking about overdosing on smarties
DynamicDule | (@ThisDude...) yeah lol