Best of the rbxcity OT forums

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All the best, most off topic, useless threads from the Off Topic subforum on rbxcity.com, no
toxicity, no drama, just people being people.

The scuffed header of this page is a joke about the forumers being trapped in captioncylol's
basement...

#2587 - NEW CAMPAIN SHIRT AND DEBATE COMMING OUT SOON Created 25/10/2020 19:24:45 swagnoah555 | The shirt is a fan shirt inspired by dvd3000 | dvd3000 | alright you bet i'd wear this (shirt coming soon)
#2584 - Why swagnoah555 should be president Created 25/10/2020 18:08:43 Cacted | 1. He probably gives free roux | 2. Captioncylol didnít respond when I asked | if we get free roux >:( | 3. He does president stuff | swagnoah555 | and capitoncy sleeps with babys | Cacted | (@noah) Messed up | swagnoah555 | (@cacted) Lol ikr
#2579 - IM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT Created 25/10/2020 15:29:47 captioncylol | Uh.. FOR FREE! YOU DON'T HAVE TO INVEST IN | CLOTHING FOR MY CAMPAIGN! | Cacted | Can we get free roux | swagnoah555 | BACK OFF ONLY I CAN BE THE PRESIDENT | swagnoah555 | Lets make a debate you choose the time | DynamicDule | Will the children of rbxcity.com/forums | finally have robux? | RoundFly333 | (@dynamic) I am earning it by working for | someone | swagnoah555 | Here's a reason you should vote for me captocy | SLEEPS WITH BABYS DO WE REALLY WANT A BABY | KIDNAPER TO REPRESENT ROBLOX FORUMS | swagnoah555 | BUY BUY BUY rbxcity/2578
#2578 - I need your help. Created 25/10/2020 14:24:01 swagnoah555 | IM RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT BABY I MADE CUSTOM | SHIRTS TO HELP ME RUN FOR PRESIDENT ALL THE | MONEY GOSE TO MY CAMPAIGN also called my bank | account | swagnoah555 | Shirts are getting approved I'm running for | president for rbx city forums | swagnoah555 | I messed up the shirt I have to reupload it | swagnoah555 | Alright nvm I just got a warning from roblox | RoundFly333 | what are your plans going to be as a future | president? What will you do to make people wanna | vote for you? | swagnoah555 | Im reuploading teh shirt It got taken down for | politics | swagnoah555 | SHIRTS ARE OUT SHIRTS ARE OUT BUY BUY BUY | /5876573689/Noah-vs-captioncy | dvd3000 | you need to make a Noah vs captioncy fan shirt | yknow like people wear a shirt for their favourite | presidential candidate | swagnoah555 | Want to help me make it
#2575 - The eBay game Created 25/10/2020 08:03:48 dvd3000 | Iím going to bid on something within the $20 range | in a few minutes, so reply if Iíll win or not. | Answers at the end of the day or something!! | DynamicDule | You will win, powerdvd3000 is the best businessman | evar. | Cacted | Use your super business techniques | captioncylol | You'll win | dvd3000 | eBay game results: everyone lost. I didnít win. | Someone bid 50 cents more than me 1 second after I | bid. Actually what I barley ever donít win a bid | AAAAAAAA
#2569 - I slept with a toddler Created 24/10/2020 18:44:14 captioncylol | I feel like a parent even though all I did was | comfort it A few times and slept. | swagnoah555 | I question is was it yours | captioncylol | (@noah) It was my cousin | RoundFly333 | Are you going to become one? Its hard to imagine | it becoming a reality if you think about it, I | know that I am not ready yet lol. | swagnoah555 | (@captioncy) right.... | dvd3000 | the title was a bit questionable for a second | then I realized what was going on | DynamicDule | (@dvd) "Stay away from captioncylol, kids" | Cacted | Sweet home ala-
#2565 - Oh No! Created 24/10/2020 15:45:23 RoundFly333 | twitter/1319329515546370048 | dvd3000 | linkmon catches the pathowogen | DynamicDule | owo | Jupiterc | :flushed:
#2563 - COPPA: Why? Created 24/10/2020 12:23:40 EnergeticJoshnatoruk | COPPA is a norm ever since they sued YouTube and | now they have a heap of haters following them | EnergeticJoshnatoruk | I would of put this in josh rants but this topic | is too important so I decided to give it its own | thread | EnergeticJoshnatoruk | COPPA: Why? Ever since COPPA used YT last year it | has been followed by haters including me, before | it came the norm of the internet it infected | anything else it could find such as fandoms, how | many of me and many more, this virus makes our | lives terrible and ruined YouTube, whatís the point | in protecting children if you know they will be | using parents accounts or lie about their age. If | kids do this then whatís the point in enforcing | this dumb law? And also, if you get a COPPA | affected video on YouTube you will get a heavy | fine, why havenít people protest about this | problem and counter sue them? Well that one is | up to you ;) | dvd3000 | well coppa has existed since the late 90s as an | attempt of protecting the identity and personal | information of children, even though it hasnít aged | very well since every 10 year old has an inStAgrAm | account anyways, but coppa is an effective law | outside of youtube. People are acting like coppa | only exists to hurt youtube. No. But really though, | youtube could lighten the restrictions | DynamicDule | (@dvd) I used to get bullied at school for not | putting my full name as my username on instagram | lmfao | dvd3000 | school will find a way to make fun of absolutely | everything so thatís why I resort to never speaking | of my interests or online presence
#2532 - 10 days... Created 20/10/2020 19:42:18 Cacted | | captioncylol | 69 days | dvd3000 | 420 days | DynamicDule | 1337 days | captioncylol | 3000 days | EnergeticJoshnatoruk | 4998 days | RoundFly333 | Until October 32nd Haloween, wait, you are really | infinite days off, cause that is the time before | the next october 32nd | RoundFly333 | 400th post B) | DynamicDule | (@roundfly) yay congrats | captioncylol | (@roundfly) Good... for a noob >:D
#2516 - Donít click on this spooky post Created 18/10/2020 10:25:37 RoundFly333 | Now you have been teh cursed with a curse where if | you ummm. If you donít give me a dominus by | tommorow, the cookie monster will break into your | house, and eat all of your cookies, and browser | cookies too. So umm donít risk it. | Bo | DynamicDule | your roblosecurity was haxxed by cookie monster | Ashbashthesmash | (@dynamic) oof | Cacted | I think I lost my credit card info o_o | captioncylol | 1 new notification [*intruder alert*] | dvd3000 | we have guns, think again cookie monster. you aint | touchin my browser cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!
#2510 - how is the basement doing Created 17/10/2020 22:52:01 dvd3000 | captioncylol | captioncylol | Actually, I burnt it down. | DynamicDule | rip | captioncylol | With chickorchicken and LuaPbocaJ inside and many | more. | DynamicDule | (@captioncy) NOOOOOOOO | dvd3000 | (@captioncy) so THAT's where the lost forumers | were..... chickorchicken was only a kid!!!!!!!!!!!! | !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOO | dvd3000 | (@captioncy) captioncylol arrested on charges of | arson and murder
#2509 - Apparently I am sexist lol Created 17/10/2020 22:21:12 captioncylol | The internet hates me I guess. Me being honest and | telling people about perverted behaviour of | children is apparently sexist I guess. | dvd3000 | I gotta agree with what youíre saying!, the internet | hates the truth, itís just a fact | DynamicDule | Yeah, the reason why the internet sucks is because | people hear only what they want to hear, and | proceed to spread that misinformation.
#2501 - I vomited on berlin all of it *vomits* vomits more* Created 17/10/2020 00:50:52 iwaspringlelyprin_1 | *vomits on everyone who lives in berlin* | iwaspringlelyprin_1 | Oh dear i feel like im vomiting on the rest of | *vomits* germany!!!!!! | DynamicDule | how big is your vomit | captioncylol | (@dynamic) As big as yo mama's love for you | dvd3000 | (@captioncy) as big as yo mamas face!!!!!!!,!,,,,.m | DynamicDule | (@captioncy) wow it's small as heck | captioncylol | (@dynamic) Ouch. My compliments have turned to | waste ;(
#2498 - English class for English people because Iím useless 2 Created 16/10/2020 05:21:14 Cacted | Rat = rhat | Ball = Boll | Fake = fahke | Words = werds | 20 Replies for part 3 | captioncylol | Fahke sounds like it is pronounced as **** | DynamicDule | For me it sounds like f*ckeh | Ashbashthesmash | wow I spelled them completely wrong!
#2497 - How to: escape from a marriage. Created 15/10/2020 23:53:03 captioncylol | 1. Buy a rope. 2. Tie it into a noose. 3. Use it as | a halloween decoration 4. Fake your death and leave | without a trace by faking your name, personal info | And passport. | DynamicDule | Help I accidentally killed myself | dvd3000 | (@dynamic) start by untying the noose | captioncylol | (@dynamic) Bro, you did the steps wrong. You were | supposed to nkt use the noose for your own selfish | needs. | DynamicDule | (@dvd3000) What next | Cacted | (@dynamic) Eat the noose | DynamicDule | (@cacted) yummy | RoundFly333 | The noose declined my untying requests and it | keepís doing it, help.
#2496 - English lessons for English people bc Iím useless Created 15/10/2020 20:21:45 Cacted | Cat = Kat | Dog = dawg | Mouse = mowse | English = ingish | Earth = earf | no = know | 5 replyís for another lesson tomorrow :> | dvd3000 | wow, I'm learning so much!!!!!!!!!!
#2493 - QUESTION QUESTION QUESTIONNNNN Created 14/10/2020 23:37:04 Melaika0123 | be with parents or be with cousins? | dvd3000 | Be with parents because if me and all my cousins | were all in the same house with no parents we would | probably have no money in 2 seconds | DynamicDule | This is a hard one | captioncylol | I have good financial planning. Be with parents. | captioncylol | If I'm with my cousins, in just 4 minutes, we would | start arguing and someone is bound to cry.
#2487 - why cant i login to kent271 Created 14/10/2020 06:34:01 4235 | its like i cant | RoundFly333 | possibly cause its not your account. just sayin | DynamicDule | (@roundfly) maybe his alt account | captioncylol | bEcAUsE yoU fOrGoT yOUr PaSsWORd? | dvd3000 | "its like i kent" | captioncylol | (@dvd3000) Welcome to downtown coolsville. | DynamicDule | (@dvd3000) president of comedyland
#2486 - 112/113 QnA special Created 14/10/2020 06:28:24 Cacted | ask Ask ASK | captioncylol | If you can have any superpower, what would it be? | swagnoah555 | Whats your moms credit card number | Cacted | (@swagnoah) ************* | Cacted | (@captioncy) Power to be invisible | captioncylol | (@cacted) Why? Is it to sneak into places you're | not supposed to be in? ;) | Melaika0123 | be strong? or be brave? | DynamicDule | Do you exist | Cacted | (@melaika) Both bruh | Cacted | (@dynamic) no I died
#2483 - Most recognisable Rbxcity forumers Created 13/10/2020 23:51:43 captioncylol | Who are they?? | Jupiterc | It's you, with your iconic yellow skin. | DynamicDule | DVD3000, Ashbashthesmash, me, captioncylol, | roundfly333, jupiterc... | Cacted | (@dynamic) Am I a joke to you?
#2482 - rbxcityís first gender reveal party!!!! Created 13/10/2020 23:18:39 dvd3000 | dvd3000 is a guy!!!! *distant explosions* | DynamicDule | *nuclear war* | captioncylol | Oh my, I thought you were an 404 ERROR: NOT FOUND | DynamicDule | I thought he was an attack helicopter | dvd3000 | (@captioncy) no I am not half of the links on my | website | RoundFly333 | But your gender is: are dead as seen in this video | https://youtu.be/kS5fABleWPM | dvd3000 | (@roundfly) no my gender isnít dead, I am dead | DynamicDule | (@dvd3000) I wanna be like you
#2460 - man the new wii switch i bought is amazing Created 12/10/2020 04:14:33 4235 | i can play welcome amiibo | Jupiterc | Awesome, good for you. | DynamicDule | cool | captioncylol | Now, destroy it. Let's see what's inside | dvd3000 | Someone needs to make a channel called ďwhatís | really insideĒ where they take apart electronics | and go over what makes them do things, and then | reassemble the electronics properly without | needlessly destroying anything | captioncylol | (@dvd3000) Actually there is a channel similar to | that lol. Idk if it actually works again after | being taken out and put back in. But the person | does (probably) take them apart properly, I guess
#2455 - The best mobile multiplayer game I've played so far is.. Created 11/10/2020 07:00:27 captioncylol | Among Us. It gave me no negative effects like rage | (Brawl Stars) and rage, boredom (HayDay) (Roblox), | getting banned (CoC) Among Us is definitely best | so far, ngl.. | captioncylol | Minecraft does not really count because I play | alone most of the time. | captioncylol | I out HayDay in because I have to trade to | live ;-; | DynamicDule | Among us made me rage a lot ngl | dvd3000 | Now I feel sorta out of place because the only | mobile game Iíve played in the last year was | solitaire | DynamicDule | I mostly play mobile games, since for PC games | nowadays you need to have 420 teracraps per 74 | gigahecks and 69 septillion petafricks RAM. | dvd3000 | yeah especially since my main computer is a | budget acer pc from 2015
#2454 - where was it? Created 11/10/2020 04:35:27 DatTeaopt | was it there or here or over there or under | here? | dvd3000 | nothing was never nowhere | DatTeapot | no but it was over there and under here | captioncylol | Under where? (Read it out loud) | DynamicDule | (@captioncy) NOOOOOOO | dvd3000 | (@captioncy) due to grade 1 I can only respond | with ďunder what"
#2445 - I'm an imbecile Created 09/10/2020 04:40:22 DynamicDule | I live close to my school. I was on the balcony | and someone locked the balcony door. A few | teachers saw me kicking the door and hitting it | with those things for hanging clothing. | dvd3000 | your teachers to your parents: ďwere you | interested in the special ed programĒ | DynamicDule | (@dvd3000) lmao | captioncylol | Me: *sees the title* (X) Same
#2424 - low class pencil selling for a very high class price Created 06/10/2020 11:19:17 RoundFly333 | https://www.ebay.com/i/133420756111? | DynamicDule | MOM IT'S IMPORTANT | dvd3000 | supreme pencil | Ashbashthesmash | Pretty much every price for anything you pay | on ebay. | captioncylol | Buy it. I dare you. | dvd3000 | (@ash) Uhh ye shipping? Thatíll be 35 bux mate
#2418 - Anybody watch nfl? Created 05/10/2020 19:14:33 ThisDudeIsABaconHair | If yes, whoís your favorite team | dvd3000 | If Iím going to be absolutely honest Iíd rather | watch the Telus Christmas Fireplace channel. | Good station to play while talking to your | grandma! You never know when theyíll put another | log on the fire, will we ever get to see the | fireplace man?, how long will the fire burn for?, | what will happen next??? Find out in the next | episode....
#2387 - Favourite Halloween candy Created 30/09/2020 19:14:59 ThisDudeIsABaconHair | I like all | RoundFly333 | Bassically anything fruity and chewy, exept green | apple | dvd3000 | candy corn, also smarties or rockets (I think | they have different names in every other | country tho) | DynamicDule | (@dvd3000) rockets? | ThisDudeIsABaconHair | (@DynamicDule) pop rocks? | dvd3000 | no theyíre like little cylinders of like candy | dust idk how to explain it theyíre pretty | popular in Canada but I havenít seen them | anywhere else | ThisDudeIsABaconHair | (@dvd3000) Oh they are just another name for | smarties candy | DynamicDule | I once saw a news report of kids in the US | smoking smarties | captioncylol | Severed children fingers | RoundFly333 | You mean snorting | DynamicDule | (@RoundFly333) Something like that. Kids crushed | the smarties into little pieces and sucked them | through the cardboard pipe lol. | ThisDudeIsABaconHair | (@DynamicDule) I might overdose on smarties :o | DynamicDule | (@ThisDude...) mfw I am homeless because of my | smarties addiction B) | ThisDudeIsABaconHair | (@DynamicDule) I have been arrest 10 times with | drug charges from smarty addiction | DynamicDule | (@ThisDude...) My wife left me because of my | smarties addiction, nah just kidding... I | don't have a wife. | ThisDudeIsABaconHair | (@DynamicDule) I think my wife overdosed on sweet | tarts :) | DynamicDule | (@ThisDude...) My friends are addicted to coke, |I prefer pepsi ngl. | ThisDudeIsABaconHair | (@DynamicDule) I caught my friend on the ground | with bottles of sprite cranberry. Should I be | worried? | DynamicDule | (@ThisDude...) Yeah, I had a friend who died of a | fanta overdose. | ThisDudeIsABaconHair | (@DynamicDule) Oh ***, did he foam from the mouth | or did his heart stop and bleed? | DynamicDule | (@ThisDude...) His heart stopped :( | ThisDudeIsABaconHair | (@DynamicDule) The cops once found a guy with | 9886272737475757484847 pounds of smarties in his | candy jar, he was executed by Barney. | DynamicDule | (@ThisDude...) bruh | ThisDudeIsABaconHair | (@DynamicDule) I love how we went from favorite | candies to joking about overdosing on smarties | DynamicDule | (@ThisDude...) yeah lol |
All posts have been ripped from the rbxcity off topic forums. Saving the best posts for the future (by that I mean reset 2). Pre-reset posts are dust.