clifford pls

These are some excerpts from the clifford pls board. The board is essentially one long line, so formatting it exactly as it was will work.

clifford pls is a group board to talk about literally nothing of interest, usefulness or value. Good excerpts are taken every few days as long as the board is running.

The joke started with this VHS tape I have of Clifford the Big Red Dog on PBS. (In game) someone said that the house needed a TV, so I put this image of Clifford on the wall and called it a TV. For some reason this ended up becoming a running joke about Clifford that resulted in the most useless board that is mildly related to clifford.

Updated: Oct 25, 2020

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ConeHeadCH
Dvd I have a same incident, My name was suppose to based
off a antagonist in Plant vs zombie called Conehead
zombie, but there is a movie in 1993 called ConeHeads
which gives people nightmares.

Oct 25, 2020 | 7:52 PM

DynamicDule I experienced tix for like a couple days. I only bought a camo cap and some donation game pass. Oct 25, 2020 | 3:18 AM
dooofus_47 only if i was around a year before this account was made so i could experince tix Oct 24, 2020 | 4:29 PM
DVD3000 my name is and would be dvd3000 but sometimes i would want a different name becuase there's literally an actual dvd player called the "dvd 3000" and it kind of drowns out my username Oct 24, 2020 | 4:12 PM
ConeHeadCH "pls frined me dvd". jk, I'm not like the others. I don't deserve to exist Oct 24, 2020 | 10:49 AM
internetgammerextrem pls frined me dvd Oct 24, 2020 | 2:23 AM
Stealth_Boy10 Hi Oct 23, 2020 | 2:23 PM
tejrda23 wow Oct 23, 2020 | 11:29 AM
DVD3000 what in the world Oct 23, 2020 | 11:28 AM
RoundFly333 Get this hat to experience how hard being vegan can be 20335715 Oct 23, 2020 | 10:38 AM
tejrda23 wow Oct 23, 2020 | 9:38 AM
DynamicDule be me me Oct 23, 2020 | 2:31 AM
captioncylol Hi, only a rule exists: be meme. Oct 23, 2020 | 1:43 AM
SofiaTiffanie Hi am I new to the group! :D Oct 22, 2020 | 7:52 PM
DVD3000 NOeating animals is MEAN Oct 22, 2020 | 2:42 PM
ImNoob12122rfgsg eat my cat Oct 22, 2020 | 2:42 PM
ImNoob12122rfgsg Nooooooooo im going to #### ## ### by that! Oct 22, 2020 | 2:41 PM
DVD3000 nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oct 22, 2020 | 2:25 PM
ConeHeadCH I hate this show Oct 22, 2020 | 1:29 PM
Moondique ooh you playing minecraft? i like ya cut g Oct 20, 2020 | 9:41 PM
TheSwagyEnderman STOP OR I WILL GRAB MY KNIFE AND TAKE YOUR ## Oct 16, 2020 | 7:08 PM
DynamicDule pee in pants Oct 15, 2020 | 6:52 AM
DVD3000 pee and poo in hat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONLY Oct 14, 2020 | 7:18 PM
DynamicDule hey legit Oct 14, 2020 | 2:50 PM
lashingband7873 Pee and poo in my shoe? Oct 14, 2020 | 12:03 PM
DVD3000 hey dvd3000 Oct 14, 2020 | 11:08 AM
DVD3O00 Hy I am legit Oct 14, 2020 | 8:45 AM
bruh_santiago2 who needs help me hackin haha yall thought Oct 12, 2020 | 8:20 PM
dvd30000000000000000 right now Oct 12, 2020 | 3:19 PM
dvd30000000000000000 give me emily rank or i will hacker you Oct 12, 2020 | 3:19 PM
dvd30000000000000000 my dad is dvd tree thou sand Oct 12, 2020 | 3:05 PM
DVD3000 @roundfly333 it would just be an empty baseplate Sep 24, 2020 | 10:21 PM
DVD3000 a clifford game, that is a good idea Sep 24, 2020 | 10:20 PM
snatcher234213 make a clifford game Sep 24, 2020 | 6:39 PM
RoundFly333 DVD make a game which has about as much meaning as this group. Sep 24, 2020 | 2:31 PM
RoundFly333 Wait the books say nothing about how to make clifford smaller, well I could be wrong about the whole thing. Sep 16, 2020 | 5:58 PM
DVD3000 thank you Sep 16, 2020 | 2:53 PM
RoundFly333 @ the group shout Tell that darn Emily to stop loving Clifford, it only makes him grow bigger you know. Make her tell her dog he is adopted, maybe that will make him sad. Sep 14, 2020 | 8:21 PM
noobboythevast Emily is trancegender Sep 14, 2020 | 7:39 PM
noobboythevast But when you look at it like emilly it looks like a boy name Sep 14, 2020 | 7:39 PM
noobboythevast Emily is a girl right Sep 14, 2020 | 7:38 PM
RoundFly333 CLIFFORD IS GETTING LIVE ACTION REMAKE. Sep 14, 2020 | 4:12 PM
DVD3000 blue from blue's clues Sep 13, 2020 | 8:14 PM
DynamicDule Idk, but he grows. Sep 13, 2020 | 2:05 AM
DVD3000 how much does clifford grow a day?????? Sep 12, 2020 | 7:25 PM
captioncylol Cliff the gigantic yellow rock. Sep 9, 2020 | 4:07 PM
DynamicDule Clifford the small blue cat Sep 9, 2020 | 2:24 PM
DVD3000 i am having an aneurysm trying to understand what i just read Sep 5, 2020 | 4:35 PM
noobboythevast I don't understand Sep 5, 2020 | 3:51 PM
noobboythevast But Emily is a boy... Sep 5, 2020 | 3:51 PM
noobboythevast Emily is a girl... Sep 5, 2020 | 3:51 PM
RoundFly333 Then don't tell p e t a Aug 29, 2020 | 12:02 PM
captioncylol What if he is non-existant? Aug 29, 2020 | 9:04 AM
RoundFly333 Remember kids if your dog is not big, he is hated. Aug 29, 2020 | 8:30 AM
DynamicDule a lot of people like clifford the big red dog Aug 28, 2020 | 3:45 AM
MlchaelJJJackson how did this group get 200 memebers i was here at 12 Aug 28, 2020 | 3:41 AM
captioncylol Patry, all of us miss him and wants him back in the base- I meant aaaaaa we all miss him :3 Aug 10, 2020 | 1:45 AM
patry06 I miss you. Aug 9, 2020 | 5:38 PM
patry06 Why DVD. Aug 9, 2020 | 4:46 PM
captioncylol Pathetic. I let my diaphragm do the job and FORCE air into my lungs ;). Aug 9, 2020 | 9:44 AM
3_l0X I don't breath I inhale air ;)) Aug 9, 2020 | 8:15 AM
DynamicDule *pac man noises because wack a wack a gets tagged* Aug 8, 2020 | 2:24 AM
DynamicDule ##### ##### Aug 8, 2020 | 2:23 AM
captioncylol My... my... p-pac man arcade Aug 8, 2020 | 1:33 AM
captioncylol I need help with my mental health. Jul 11, 2020 | 7:59 PM
DVD3000 what do you need help Jul 11, 2020 | 2:34 PM
captioncylol Help Jul 9, 2020 | 9:18 PM
Pixelated_Artist dvd Jul 9, 2020 | 8:17 PM
kawonkim there are a lot of dvds Jul 9, 2020 | 12:45 PM
DynamicDule Jesus Christ how many dvd s are there? Jul 7, 2020 | 11:00 AM
DVD3000 also hi bill but changed my acc ok thx bye Jul 6, 2020 | 9:44 PM
DVD3000 hi dvd3000000000000000000 Jul 6, 2020 | 9:44 PM
ianxfour hello used to be bill but changed my acc ok thx bye Jul 5, 2020 | 7:54 PM
dvd30000000000000000 abcdefghijk Jul 5, 2020 | 12:04 PM
DynamicDule everybody gangsta until Clifford grows up Jul 4, 2020 | 10:23 AM
MOHAX13 Hi Jul 4, 2020 | 5:11 AM
DVD3000 wait what happens when clifford grows up Jul 3, 2020 | 4:13 PM
unipuppykittyeevee Yo Clifford just puppy Jul 2, 2020 | 7:58 AM
DVD3000 inter es t i ng Jul 1, 2020 | 4:57 PM
DynamicDule Thanks for the facts Jul 1, 2020 | 1:48 AM
lashingband7873 Thank you. Jun 30, 2020 | 10:09 PM
lashingband7873 the tallest person to ever live and be the strongest woman on the planet by age 21. Jun 30, 2020 | 10:06 PM
lashingband7873 Realizing that the average woman has a weight to height ratio of 168.5 lbs./63.7 in., we can calculate that Emily will weight about 287.27 lbs. in her adulthood. With this we can calculate that with an ideal strength to weight ratio of 1.15, she can bench press 330.36 pounds if she maintains an average stature during her adulthood. With the world record for women's bench press being 312 pounds and the tallest human to ever live being only 8'11", we can conclude that Emily Elizabeth would be Jun 30, 2020 | 10:06 PM
lashingband7873 If Clifford is approximately 25 feet tall, then using pictures from the "Clifford The Big Red Dog" children's books, we can calculate that his owner, Emily Elizabeth, is approximately .1332 times his size making her a whopping 7.5 feet tall at the age of 8. Considering the average 8 year old is 50.5 inches tall and the average adult woman is 63.7 inches tall, we can estimate that her height will increase by about 20.7% by adulthood, which would make her about 9.05 feet, 108.6 inches tall. Jun 30, 2020 | 10:05 PM
lashingband7873 ok, hear me out Jun 30, 2020 | 10:04 PM
Moondique hi dvd Jun 23, 2020 | 1:50 PM
DynamicDule Imagine you make Clifford angry and he stomps on you and crushes your skull Jun 23, 2020 | 9:09 AM
DVD3000 ok sorry and cool chocolate Jun 15, 2020 | 8:37 PM
DynamicDule yeah but my mom bought me chocolate :P Jun 15, 2020 | 2:21 AM
luk654 haha lol u have a mom Jun 14, 2020 | 6:44 PM
DynamicDule dvd dont swear my mom checks my computer Jun 14, 2020 | 1:31 PM
DVD3000 ayo where the frick is dvd three thousand Jun 14, 2020 | 1:08 PM
DVD3000 yeah that one May 11, 2020 | 7:31 PM
MlchaelJJJackson Challenge of the day: Clifford's friend May 11, 2020 | 8:42 AM
MlchaelJJJackson Sorry for saying big fat red dog stupid. He help kill cat May 8, 2020 | 6:45 AM
DVD3000 whoa there May 2, 2020 | 7:25 PM
MlchaelJJJackson I dont want your stupid dog i want Cheze and cat Let ##### #### is called kilimg cats alnight Apr 24, 2020 | 4:40 PM
DVD3000 also yes i have many cliffords take as many as you want Apr 21, 2020 | 1:05 PM
DVD3000 i am scared Apr 21, 2020 | 1:05 PM
MlchaelJJJackson MICHEAL RATSON WILL REET REET AWAY AND good fat big red boy Apr 16, 2020 | 5:47 PM
MlchaelJJJackson REET REET I AM MICHEAL RSTSON I LIKE YOUR SONG LETS CALAB Apr 16, 2020 | 5:46 PM
L_ahx I can eat Clifford? FOR FREE? NOW THATS A DEAL! Apr 8, 2020 | 6:30 AM