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I hate Roblox Development|
ill be like shut uP SHUT UP WHO DO YOU THINK I AM IM NOT A FUKKIN GAME DEVELOPER I COULDNT GIVE 2 FRIGKS ABOUT ROBLOX THE WHOLE POINT OF ROBLOX IS TO HAVE FUN WHEN IM EDITING THAT GAME DO YOU THINK ITS FUN HOW ABOUT YOU TRY TO MAKE A GAME WHEN EVERY SINGLE DAY CRINGE KIDS WITH ANIME PROFILE PICTURES ARE TRYING TO EPICALLY HAXX YOUR GAME ON THE MULTIPLAYER LEGO BLOCK GAME AND THEY DONT REALIZE HOW FUCKING STUPID THAT SOUNDS WHEN YOU SAY IT OUT LOUD SO SHUT UP ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY TO REMOVE 10000 VIRUSES FROM A GAME YOU THINK THERE'S SOME KIND OF MAGIC "ANTICHEAT" THAT MAKES ALL THE PROBLEMS GO AWAY "BRO JUST ADD AN ANTI CHEAT" WELL GUESS WHAT NEWSFLASH THERE ARE NO ANTICHEATS!!! I KNOW THAT AND IM NOT EVEN A GAME DEVELOPER I TRY TO ASK PEOPLE AND ALL THEYRE TRYING TO DO IS HACK MY GAME YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST TRUST EVERYONE YOU MEET WHY DONT YOU GO REPLY TO THAT GUY WHO SAID HED GIVE YOU 1M ROBUX FOR YOUR USERNAME AND PASSWORD WHY DONT YOU TRUST HIM? OH JUST LEARN HOW TO MAKE A GAME? NO! I SAID I PLAY ROBLOX FOR FUN DO YOU REALLY THINK LEARNING STUFF SOUNDS LIKE FUN? WOW 4 COURSE ROBLOX GAME DEVELOPMENT STUDY DOES THAT SOUND LIKE FUN? AM I REALLY GONNA SPEND HOURS ON SOMETHING JUST TO MAKE A BUNCH OF 5 YEAR OLDS HAPPY OUTSIDE ROBLOX NOT A SINGLE PERSON CARES ABOUT A MULTIPLAYER FRICKIGN LEGO BLOCK GAME ITS A WASTE OF TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I hate roblox game developers AND limiteds
I am literally the only good developer on roblox, and that's because I don't call myself a developer. Every single time I play some other kid's game on roblox and it has more than 100,000 visits, the motherfucker who owns it always every single time they act like they're thE CEO OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE LIKE I IMAGINE THEM IN A SUIT WITH A GOLD MONOCLE LIKE "ohhohoho, yet another payment towards my dominus collection" they act like some 40 year old businessman when they won't even speak to you peasants, ohohoho ID LIKE TO SEE YOU IN THE REAL WORLD WHEN YOU REGRETTED SPENDING YOUR $200 WORTH OF ROBUX YOU MADE ON UGLY ASS LIMITEDS WHY IS EVERY SELF CENTRED ASSHOLE DEVELOPER ON ROBLOX OBSESSED WITH LIMITEDS THEY MAKE THESE BULLSHIT AVATARS WITH THE MOST EXPENSIVE LIMITEDS EVER CREATED IN HISTORY YOU AVATAR LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HIT THE RANDOMIZE BUTTON ON THE NINTENDO MII CREATOR AND EVERY TIME YOU GO INTO A GAME WITH THIS UGLY ASS REPULSIVE AVATAR MADE OF BULLSHIT EVERY KID IN THE GAME IS LIKE "yooo bro so rich so much robux thats so cool" AND THE PROBLEM IS ON BOTH SIDES JUST BECAUSE YOURE SOOOO RICH DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO FLEX IT LIKE YOUR DRIVING AROUND IN A LAMBORGHINI IN SUPREME CLOTHES IN LONDON WHEN YOU GET STABBED 16 TIMES IN THE BACK BY A CRACKHEAD (ROBLOX HACKERS) AND SOMEHOW ROBUX OBSESSED KIDS BRAIN CAPACITY IS TOO SMALL TO EVER THINK OF CREATING THEIR OWN UNIQUE AVATAR THAT THEY ENJOY AND REPRESENTS THEM INSTEAD OF HAVING YOUR 2 BRAINCELLS GOING "uhhhh huurrr durrr he have limited item" ITS LITERALLY STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE lawnmowers!!!
why do alL THE PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN HAVE TO MOW THEIR LAWNS EVERY SINGLE DAY DO THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THEY HIRE ENTIRE LAWNMOWING CREWS THEY START LIKE 3 CRAPPY OLD LAWNMOWERS AT ONCE AND 2 WEEDWHACKERS I CANT EVEN HEAR MYSELF THINK I HATE CLOSING MY WINDOW CAUSE OTHERWISE THE AIR GETS AWFUL BUT I HAVE TO EVEN WHEN I CLOSE IT I CAN STILL HEAR THEM IM TRYING TO GO ON A CALL AND THERES FUCKING WEEDWHACKERS IM TRYING TO FILM A VIDEO AND THERES FUCKING LAWNMOWERS I HATE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
OH NO THE GRASS IS 2 FUCKING INCHES TALL BETTER BRING OUT MY LOUD ASS BROKEN OLD GAS GUZZLING LAWNMOWER AND CUT IT DOWN TO SIZE JUST LET IT BE FOR 2 WEEKS PLEASE THEYRE ALL GETTING UP AT LIKE 6 IN THE MORNING SOME PEOPLE ARE STIOLL TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate discord LINK PREVIEWS!!
i wish there was a way to have embeds but not have those STUPID UGLY LINK PREVIEWS I HATE SENDING A LINK OR SEEING A LINK AND DISCORD MAKES A 20 FUCKING SQUARE FOOT MASSIVE BOX UNDER IT TELLING ME WHAT YOUTUBE IS LIKE SHUT UP!!!!
I hate light mode haters!!
"aWHAHG BRO IS THAT LIGht mODE" YES IT IS YOU BLIND MOTHERFUCKER A COLOR ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN IS WHITE, WOW INCREDIBLE OBSERVATION. SO SORRY THAT THE COLOR WHITE HURTS YOUR EYES BUT ITS YOUR FAULT THAT YOU TURNED YOUR 30 INCH 4K 240HZ ULTRAWIDE MONITOR INTO AN OCULAR DEATH LASER CAUSE YOU CANT TONE IT DOWN TO A REASONABLE LEVEL, WHEN YOU GO OUTSIDE (IMPOSSIBLE) AND LOOK AT THE SKY DO YOUR EYES HURT NOT THAT YOU'D EVEN KNOW CAUSE YOU HAVENT LEFT YOUR BASEMENT SINCE 2017 YOU TAPED (BLACK COLORED) CARDBOARD OVER YOUR BASEMENT WINDOW CAUSE THE WHEN THE SUN STARTED RISING IN THE MORNING THE LIGHT CAST BURNED YOUR FUCKING EYES YOU PAINTED YOUR WALLS AND FLOOR AND CEILING WITH 10 CANS OF VANTABLACK AND YOU FEEL THE NEED TO CALL OUT EVERYONE WHO HAS BETTER EYESIGHT AND HEALTH THAN YOU FOR THAT ONE TIME YOU CATCH A GLIMPSE OF A LIGHT WINDOW ON SOMEONES COMPUTER WHEN IT'S NOT EVEN AFFECTING YOU IN ANY WAY FINE I DONT CARE IF YOU SET EVERY SINGLE COLOR ON YOUR COMPUTER TO BE BLACK CAUSE THE WHITE TEXT ON THIS WINDOW HURTS YOUR EYES BUT ITS MY COMPUTER ITS MY EYES ITS MY LIFE SO YOU CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT WHAT YOU SEE ON MY SCREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate game consoles!!!
In 2022, I cannot even fathom why game consoles even still exist. Okay, yEAH THE MADE SENSE BACK IN THE STONE AGES IN 1974 BACK WHEN A WOODEN BOX BIGGER THAN A VCR PUT 2 MOVING LINES ON YOUR SHITTY WOODEN TV BUT EVERYONE HAS A COMPUTER NOW. IMAGINE ACTUALLY SPENDING MORE ON A "NEXT GEN" GAME CONSOLE THAN A RTX3090 GAMING PC WHEN IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE ANYTHING WORTH PLAYING IN THE FIRST PLACE EVERYONE HAS A COMPUTER NOW WE DONT HAVE FUCKING WEBTVS AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT, WITH 1 SIMPLE ADAPTOR YOU CAN... CONNECT YOUR COMPUTER TO THE TV?!?!? MIND FUCKING BLOWN AND YOU CAN BUY A WIRELESS CONTROLLER FOR YOUR FAT CHEETO EATING ASS LITERALLY WHY WOULD YOU BUY A GAME CONSOLE, WHEN YOUR PAYING MORE.. FOR LESS ARE YOU REALLY GONNA SPEND $9000 BUYING A PS5 FROM A SCALPER ON CRAIGSLIST BUT WHEN YOU GET THERE HE STABS YOU IN THE STOMACH AND TAKES YOUR MONEY VIDEO GAME CONSOLES ARE STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate TOASTERS!!
You ever trying to make bread in the morning, and you throw that shit in ur toaster and fuck. It's burning the shit out of the wrong side. When you look in the toaster, you might notice that one side heats up more than the other side does, and what is even the point of that? And they face on the opposite sides, so if you're ever trying to toast a bagel, and you place it in the toaster oriented the same way you would eat it, it's fucking burning the wrong side, so you have to take then out, and flip the pieces around. Flip them around to an orientation that makes no sense. Nobody eats a bagel with the cut side facing out, so why do you have to put it in the toaster that way?
And what the fuck do these dials even mean. You put them to 1, and nothing happens. You put them to 3 and it works, you put them to 4 and you'll be scraping the remains of your toast out of the crumb tray. And speaking of the crumb tray, I know you haven't even thought of that thing in 12 years, and why are they so shallow? It's like playing operation trying to move this thing carefully enough so it doesn't all pour out the sides onto the floor.
And when you really think about it, you have an entire appliance in your kitchen that only does 1 thing. It slightly burns bread. For taking up almost as much space as a microwave, you think it'd be doing a bit more by now with how much time toasters have had to evolve since 1906, but all we got it blue fucking LEDs. And don't even get me started on LEDs.
Toasters are bullshit.