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laptoponbedphobia - the fear of putting a laptop on your bed, or other fabric surfaces, in fear of sudden combustion

I suppose if I wanted, I could call it "portofabrophobia" which half sounds like a real phobia. (A portmanteau of "portable laptop on fabric phobia")

what are your phobias
Post by dvd3000 >> Mon Apr 11, 2022 10:59 am
they dont have to be real phobias, even if you do experience them
ok so related to computers ive always hated fullscreen like fullscreen phobia or something i hate fullscreen so much when i was little on the family computer there was this 3d maze thing from a shareware cd that we had and its kinda scary looking like not scary but its kinda unsettling and it was fullscreen and i was so scared of it and i had this nightmare where i was stuck in this maze with no escape anyways i hate fullscreen it makes me feel trapped idk yeah

another thing on that maze, they didnt have to make it SO SCARY!!! you enter this maze, you're standing on a bunch of blue cubes in the middle of space, like the ship dropped me off here and left me behind. and there's this quiet humming background ambiance like "mmmmmmmm" in the background, and all else you can hear is your own footsteps as you navigate.. whatever the hell that place was. might not sound like much but when you're 4, that's horrifying

also another thing yknow laptops make heat and it makes me incredibly annoyed when people leave laptops on their bed/couch or whatever, and its just sitting there making heat while all the vents are covered by blankets and stuff almost everyone i know does this and im like bro STOP when i use my laptop when im lying in bed/on the couch i always prop it up on this metal clipboard which keeps it from overheating and keeps my legs from burning
i can't believe you've done this
Re: what are your phobias
Post by dule74 >> Mon Apr 11, 2022 11:50 am
i remember telling my sister to put my laptop on the table instead of the couch and she told me to fuck off

another thing im scared of is the future, if my childhood is already this bad i cant imagine my adulthood
Re: what are your phobias
Post by daddyServerOwner>> Mon Apr 11, 2022 2:19 pm
dule74 wrote: ^ Mon Apr 11, 2022 11:50 am i remember telling my sister to put my laptop on the table instead of the couch and she told me to fuck off

another thing im scared of is the future, if my childhood is already this bad i cant imagine my adulthood
did she say F' off in english or servian?
Re: what are your phobias
Post by dule74 >> Mon Apr 11, 2022 2:28 pm
daddyServerOwner wrote: ^ Mon Apr 11, 2022 2:19 pm
did she say F' off in english or servian?
srpski
Re: what are your phobias
Post by IntelStellar >> Wed Apr 13, 2022 9:00 am
brumotactillophobia. its kind of like a fear of foods touching. you know those cursed images of things like bananas and ketchup? that. just that. it's kind of mild tho. if its something like rice touching idk cranberry then that sends slight chills down my spine. it's not anything unreasonable like idfk peanut butter and toast is good.
A little soul from a faraway land

an extra thingy that can't go unmentioned: that scary as hell realtek audio test
mChat 06/01/22 @ 12:55 pm

dvd3000 - Wed Jun 01, 2022 12:55 pm
one thing that terrified me when i was little
was this game "emazing mazes" on our pc i dont even know if thats a game ayone else had
there was this "3d maze" and it scared the crap out of me
it had this terrible 3d engine, and u were stuck in space having to do these mazes made of blue blocks
idk why it just looked scary
it also had some weird ambient music if i remember which made it worse

UserPenalties - Wed Jun 01, 2022 12:56 pm
i remember being scared of the 3d audio test in Realtek Audio HD
let me link it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gErO75hl8Nk
weird stuff

dvd3000 - Wed Jun 01, 2022 12:57 pm
OH MY GOSH
that was on our pc THAT SCARED ME SO MUCH
what the hell man
i havent seen that since we had that pc

UserPenalties - Wed Jun 01, 2022 12:58 pm
i'm sorry :dead:

UserPenalties - Wed Jun 01, 2022 12:59 pm
actually it still kinda scares me
i mean IMAGINE BEING A GRAY TORSO STUCK IN AN INFINTE ROOM WITH A WASP

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