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Bad Poems in english class there was an orange cup on the desk. what is this for? its for our unit on poetry. o h . . o k a y . someone in my group wrote the following "poem" about the orange cup...
Its a cup, an orange cup.
It's rubbish though. So I turned it into a "song".I want to pick it up. I wonder were its from. Maybe its a bowl. Its an orange cup.
A cup, a cup, a very orange cup!
Ya know, I wanna pick it up. Sometime I wonder where it's from, but maybe it's a bowl- no it's a cup! Fixed! Here's a little rhyming thing that I wrote when I was bored in class during the poerty unit. Our booklet asked if we could rhyme a line with "The Thundering Storm" or... something.
The thundering storm caused the windows to shatter
The sound of it breaking caused a big clatter So I went downstairs quiet as a mouse To see what had happened to my country side house I explored the place without seeing a thing Until I stepped foot into the kitchen I saw broken glass on the sink and the plates I knew this would cost a lot to replace. I wrote this down on a scrap paper as a comic that I never ended up making a good copy of
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Cinquains Don't have to rhyme So they sound like rubbish It simply sounds like i'm talking b l e h "I'm pretty sure that was a cinquain" Here's some actually bad joke poems (aka rhyming things): We were told to write a rhyme thing for: Super Bowl LII, Stranger Things and FORTNITE
Super Bowl LII Battle of the Wiis Whee!!! "Wii is dead anyways. *click*" Stranger Things is very strange It's as strange as my range... as in oven range. Fortnite has caused many deaths due to how cancerous it is. Avoid it at all costs. Notplayingfortnite saves lives. A message from the government of Canada ( not a real message from the government ) | ||||||||||
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